You can call this Rant of Neamlaor part 7 if you want but this is a "Holiday Special" so anyways I will do a rant about the Holidays which of course Christmas.

One thing I hate most about the Holidays is of course spending time with my family. Now you're thinking.........."What!? Why don't you like spending time with your family on Christmas?"

First of all my family is all messed up and of course starts with my half sister from "New York" not the Lawyer bitch who's against: "Bondage." Oh The oldest in the family. One thing that she is one of those snobby ignorant people who think they're above everybody acting all High and Mighty. Which of course you know that I have an intense dislike for "High and Mighty" people along with Lawyers. Yeah both of my half sisters are pain in the asses. However during this holiday everybody in my family is against me and to be honest I want to kill them all yet my consence prevents me for doing so. Hence the reason why I got so many mental illnesses. Every time the sister from New York comes to visit she whines and bitches about everything that she sees.

An Example would be my desk. She sees my manga and artbooks along with my camera equipment well she says:
What is this shit!? Put it away!"

First of all this is my desk and office and it's none of her bussiness. Second also this isn't her house. I don't go to her $40,000 condo and whine about seeing an ugly shade of pink covering the walls.

Next either the other sister or myself is eating someting she goes: "That's Bad for you....Can I have a bite?" or "It's fatting....Are you going to finish that?" Again do I bitch about going to some five star resturant. No regardless of me refusing to go to one because 1. I don't have a suit to wear and 2.Going there seeing all the Rich People giving me the dirty look and yeah I know it's you "White People."

Last comes shopping with her. Now if thought her being a neat freak and picky eater is bad. Whenever you're shopping with her she has no fucking clue where to go and we end up getting lost looking for the mall. Since being stuck with her I end up stting outside of the dressing room while she tries on clothes......expensive clothes with my head in shame and it last for at least a hour or more. Somebody should just do the typical running gag where someone is waiting and nothing else just standing there and each scene it would go 5 minutes later. 30 minutes later, 55 minutes later. 2 hours later just one scene and there. My head in shame looking at the fucking floor losing my sanity. Then she comes out and asks me:

(Sister) Does this make me look fat?
(Me) I don't know I'm not your boyfriend
20 Minutes later
(Sister) Does this make my boobs show?
(Me) You don't got any
(Sister) Shut up little man
(Me) Little? I'm at least 2 inches taller than you

Hopfuly I get some Asperin before she shows up. You know I really don't want to spend the Christmas with my family and I don't want anything from them. All I really want for Chirstmas is some "Pussy". That'll make me feel better and forgetting about the Infamous "Dec 27 incident." In case that doesn't happen then I guess watching various christmas Movies like "A Christmas Story" and "Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights" should keep me entertained.

Anyways I plan to post something up before Christmas. Think of it as a Surprise.

To anybody reading this I wish you Happy Holidays and hoping I don't have to deal with the two bitches AKA my sisters.